enif's life log : Season 3

10 Things Husbands Should Never Do (남편이 해선 알 될 10가지 행동)

출처 : http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/10-things-husbands-should-never-do-552285/;_ylt=AjAQx5H9kPq8FWJejqNCBxmBbqU5

원래 맨처음 글이 올라온건 2009년 이었던것 같은데 다시한번 글이 도는 것 같네요.
영원히 철들지 않는 남자들에세 요구하는 여자들의 작은(?) 소망이네요.

일단 전 남편 자체가 안되어봐서..ㅎㅎㅎㅎ


Guys, we love you, we really do. But as wonderful as you are, every so often you do something that makes us want to jump out the nearest window (or push you out first). Please, please, don’t ever…

우리는 당신-남자들 사랑해요. 정말로.
하지만 당신들은 좋은만큼, 우리가 가장 가까운 창문으로 뛰어내리거나, 당신을 밀어 떨어뜨리고 싶게 만들어요.
절대로 다음의 행동들은 하지말아주세요. 제발


1. Offer to “babysit” your own kids. 자신의 애들을 봐준다는 제안하기-"내가 애들 봐줄께"
When your 16-year-old neighbor does it, it’s called babysitting.
When a parent does it, it’s called child care, and it lasts for at least 18 years. Get it?
당신은 애들 봐주는 이웃집 16살 소년이 아니라, 애를 18년 동안 키워야 하는 사람이라구요.
부모가 무언지 아시죠?

2. Imply that office work is harder than housework. 집안일보다 업무가 더 힘들다고 강조하기. "내가 밖에서 얼마나 고생하는데"
At the end of a hard day, there may be smoke coming out of your ears, but let’s face it: You’ve basically been sitting on your butt.
That same smoke is coming out of our ears too—but we’ve cleaned the house, shuttled the kids around, run errands all over town and lugged grocery bags besides.
When we say we’re exhausted, we are exhausted.
바꿔서 해볼까요?

3. Give a home appliance as a gift. 가정용품을 선물로 주기. "내가 청소기 선물해줬잖아"
Forgive us if we can’t work it up for this one.
A new washing machine? Really? Can we get you some new snow tires?
망치를 선물로 줄테니 당장 벽에 못이나 박아요.

4. Buy us the “cougar” perfume. 진한 향수 선물하기. "이런 섹시한 향 어때?"
Under our crew-neck sweaters may beat the heart of an untamed vixen—but most of us don’t want to smell like one.
(Nice try, though.)
호피무늬나 망사 속옷도 사오지 그래?

5. Brag about your driving. 운전하며 잘난척 하기. "운전은 이렇게 하는거라구"
This is supposed to let us know that ours isn’t so great.
If my husband tells me one more time that he’s been “accident-free since 1978,” I’m going to reach over, grab the wheel and make the car swerve into something, just to shut him up.
집에가서 밥이나 하라고? 나는 밥이라도 하고 나왔지. 넌 뭐냐?

6. Be unimpressed by a meal that took a lot of time and trouble. 정성들인 요리에 무덤덤하기. "(쳐다보지도않으며) 그래, 맛있네"
I don’t know whose fault this is (Food Network? Julie and Julia?), but every so often we get the idea that it would be fun to make stock and spend the day basting.
If the result is less than earth-shattering, say something nice anyway.
한시간 설치면서 주방 어지럽히고 맛없는 라면은 끓이는 주제에

7. Buy clothes without trying them on. 입어보지도 않고 옷 사기. "안입어봐도돼, 대충 맞을거야"
We know that the second you get into a department store you start to feel faint, but do us a favor and take the extra five minutes.
Otherwise, you know who gets stuck with the returns?
니가 바꿔올거냐고

8. Know it all, especially in public. 아는척하기. "내가 그건 좀 알지"
Oh, honey. While you’re going on at length about whatever it is, we’re taking the temperature of the room, and we know everyone’s starting to fidget.
내 생각이나 좀 알려고 노력하지?

9. Say anything remotely critical about our new haircut. 새로운 헤어스타일에 틱틱거리기. "(짜증난 얼굴표정은 보지도 않고) 머리스타일 그게 뭐야"
Sometimes getting a new cut goes well; sometimes it doesn’t.
Usually we know the difference. Don’t rub it in.
굳이 따져야겠어? 이쁘다고는 한마디도 안하더만

10. Expect a medal for doing a little housework. 집안일 조금하고 상주지. "내가 쓰레기버리고 왔으니 좀 쉴께"
Umm…it’s your house too, right? For now, we’ll give you the bronze.
Maybe someday, if you work hard enough, you can pick up a gold.
그 정도하고 그 소리 하면 난 앞으로 평생 놀아야 겠네.